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<title>In the Toilet</title>
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<p>You leap into the toilet- wonderful, chill water engulf you.  You feel invigorated, alive, rejuvenate by the by your new found aquatic domain.
<p>The door opens and a generously proportioned & familiar bottom eclipses the sunlights beaming through the window.
<p>Roaring flatulence brings about a gooey, brown & immediate death.
<p><b>You suffocate under the sheer mass of the revolting substance.</b>
<h1>THE END</h1>
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